The Perv Pack's Smut Shack

A little bummed that there's no 1D this time a...

2012-05-24T02:38:02.151-04:00

A little bummed that there's no 1D this time around, but I adore Lather Rinse Repeat. Your Lemon Reports make my day. (:

(: you guys are fantastic. i love the 1D additions...

2012-05-19T02:16:27.007-04:00

(: you guys are fantastic. i love the 1D additions!

My favorite thing about the menstrual cup, (I'...

2012-05-18T01:57:14.253-04:00

My favorite thing about the menstrual cup, (I'm also a Diva user) is that since they are non-drying and not associated with TSS, you don't have to wait till your period actually begins to put it in. You can put it in a day or so before you expect it to start and just check and rinse it morning and night till it does; that way you never ruin underwear or sheets or get caught unprepared. Also helpful for those with abnormally heavy periods, is the fact that (at least on Diva) there are ounce measure markers on the side, so you can accurately track how much you're flowing per day, which may make your doctor take things more seriously. They can be a little intimidating at first, but once you get over the learning curve they are AMAZING! This community has the most comprehensive information on every type of cup and advise for any problems you might have with them. http://menstrual-cups.livejournal.com/

Ahhh all the Larry fics! I always knew you pervs w...

2012-05-18T00:02:12.297-04:00

Ahhh all the Larry fics! I always knew you pervs were great.

A tip for the painful periods lady: Evening Primro...

2012-05-17T22:29:25.099-04:00

A tip for the painful periods lady:
Evening Primrose Oil. This is an inexpensive supplement available at Target, Walmart, GNC, etc. It comes in capsules and looks very similar to vitamin E. It works wonders. Helps with PMS, cramps, bloating..basically all the icky period side effects. Take it everyday and hopefully you'll see results within a month.

Menstrual cups are absolutely WIN! I use the Diva ...

2012-05-17T18:54:35.817-04:00

Menstrual cups are absolutely WIN! I use the Diva Cup and I also own a smaller Meluna cup that I keep in my purse in case my period starts when I'm out and about. I highly recommend every single woman reading this try them - I wish I'd discovered them sooner. They are the most comfortable and dependable thing I've ever used.

I too found tampons painful, and pads were a pain. I've never had an issue with my menstrual cup, though I will say it does take a couple of cycles to really get the hang of it.

Thank you guys SO much for these wonderful, blush ...

2012-05-15T17:54:10.786-04:00

Thank you guys SO much for these wonderful, blush inducing reviews! Mwah!

Sarita

Had read this before your rec, but enjoyed re-visi...

2012-05-14T15:13:25.577-04:00

Had read this before your rec, but enjoyed re-visiting and reading your favorite scenes. Loved the story- hope more folks go read it.
-MCmm2

Yes! You guys have hit 1D! More, please. I have su...

2012-05-12T01:38:59.672-04:00

Yes! You guys have hit 1D! More, please. I have such a hard time finding good recs for them. Fantastic list <3

could you post more 1D recs? i loved this last one...

2012-05-11T19:32:46.215-04:00

could you post more 1D recs? i loved this last one, and i think there's a lot of potential with the fandom, but i'm having a hard time finding fics not written by 14 year olds...

Yes down the rabbit hole and into w1Dland…you just...

2012-05-11T09:54:36.393-04:00

Yes down the rabbit hole and into w1Dland…you just never want to leave..the pretty hair…O I have a rec for you too…have you read The matchmaking skills of Stanley Lucas? ..it’s a work in progress but it so good..and funny… read it at her tumblr
http://parsleybabe.tumblr.com/

We would have to have been blind or in complete de...

2012-05-10T17:46:55.171-04:00

We would have to have been blind or in complete denial to have missed the 1D passion in our Twitter timelines. Were happy to have been sucked down this rabbit hole of adorable devoted love and shaggy hair fringe. Glad you're in here with us!

I was thinking the pervs could not have missed the...

2012-05-10T16:47:12.031-04:00

I was thinking the pervs could not have missed the larry fandom and there it was...such a fab rec too...boys and thunderstorms .. So much love thank you!

Hey totally love you guys and all your posts! I ju...

2012-05-09T07:23:21.106-04:00

Hey totally love you guys and all your posts! I just read a fab story
recently and would like to recommend it to you www.fanfiction.net/s/7943306/1/Boys_and_Their_Toys Its a Edward and Jasper slash. I dont want to give away the storyline but you can figure it out from the title and it has its own blog! www.toyward.blogspot.com.au/p/chapter-1.html the blog has pictures and songs worth looking at! I look forward to reading what you think!

Keep up the great work
Sugar
www.fanfiction.net/~sugarhuney

I've really enjoyed the creativity and intensi...

2012-05-06T12:25:30.087-04:00

I've really enjoyed the creativity and intensity of this fandom. It's let ficwriters go further and stretch themselves with action scenes, fight scenes, STORY, as well as lovingly detailed M/M sex. I've seen a really high standard of writing right off the bat. Maybe because we KNOW that some of the cast is peeking at the fic!

I had seen Finding Himself listed as a favorite on...

2012-05-03T16:20:32.983-04:00

I had seen Finding Himself listed as a favorite on some of my favorite authors' profiles, but other than having seen the movies with family, I am just not into HP. I didn't even read HP beyond book 3.

Oh, swoon. I fell in love with this story. Thanks ever so much for featuring FH, as your rec finally pushed me to read it. I have to say it's one of the best fics I have ever read, worthy of praise levels up there with many published books. This moved me to tears several times. Cedric, especially, with his many introspective thoughts, it so amazing. I feel like Minisinoo created this alternate reality where Cedric and Hermione exist together. They make SO much more sense than Hermione and Ron. (Blah.)

And anyone who has seen the movies knows enough to follow. DO NOT let lack of reading the HP series deter anyone from reading this amazing and beautiful story. DO also read Minisinoo's The Way I See It (available on her FFnet profile) and The Badger Raccoon (available on thequidditchpitch. org website) for more background on Minisinoo's version of Cedric. NOTE: these two one-shots maintain a more canon plot, but do give background that overlaps with the AU of Finding Himself. There are also other one-shots that give us a wee peek into the possible Hermione/Cedric future.

Stories like this one are the reason I still troll fic long after I should be doing other things: I want to find a story that makes me look at canon novel(s) in life changing ways.

Thanks, PPSS ladies. My heart has been altered.

Alright. Here are her expansive projects though sh...

2012-04-30T13:41:16.387-04:00

Alright. Here are her expansive projects though she has a myriad of novellas, one-shots, and drabbles.

Author Page:
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2076279/RZZMG

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Eros and Psyche:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6200937/1/Eros_Psyche

Draco challenges Harry & the Gryfs to play EROS, a scandalous card game. It's Slyth vs. Gryf, pride vs. desire, male vs. female! Who wins the game of hearts & amour? A/U 7th year.

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To Begin Again:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5388396/1/To_Begin_Again

Hermione & Draco fight in the Second Wizarding War. M/F, M/M slash. Adult themes. VERY DARK romance/drama. A/U

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Second Chances:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6056800/1/Second_Chances

Scorpius Malfoy comes into his Veela birth heritage and seeks out his mate, Rose Weasley. But his childhood rival is not so easily tamed! Darkish, NextGenHP characters.

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When Love and Hate Collide:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5384409/1/When_Love_and_Hate_Collide

Hermione & Draco fall in love, but will their feelings be enough to save him from the taint of his Dark Mark & his evil alter-ego, Malfoy? Canon,6th Year & A/U,EWE. WINNER OF 2009 DRAMIONE AWARDS IN 4 CATEGORIES! Currently under reconstruction.

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Switch:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6972290/1/Switch

Hermione wanted 1 night with an anonymous, skilled & sensual partner to teach her to be submissive in bed... but when Malfoy pursues her after, can a girl avoid the sinful temptations of the flesh available at a fetish nightclub? PostHogwarts-EWE. COMPLETE

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La Cerise: The Sweetest Cherry
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5891179/1/La_Cerise_The_Sweetest_Cherry

Draco Malfoy visits a Masked Gentlemen's Club and meets a new courtesan making her debut - a beauty known only as The Princess. She's up for auction to the highest bidder, and Draco's determined to win her! Regency Era A/U. COMPLETE

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Us After This:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5617260/1/Us_After_This

Theo Nott & Draco Malfoy want Hermione Granger. When she deals with one to teach her about sex, how will the other handle it? How will a Time-Turner,a fatal illness,an ex-,an Azkaban breakout & some old spells change the future? A/U 7th yr. 180K word, ON HOLD

kayyyy... she has loads of one-shots, drabbles, an...

2012-04-30T13:25:59.000-04:00

kayyyy... she has loads of one-shots, drabbles, and mini-fics that are good as well but I'll hit on the more expansive projects.

Author Page:
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2076279/RZZMG

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Eros and Psyche: most reviews, multiple pairings with varied relationship dynamics, unabashedly smutty, a bit of mystery

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6200937/1/Eros_Psyche

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To Begin Again: post-apocalyptic, drama-fest, DARK, intricate plot, smut

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5388396/1/To_Begin_Again

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When Love and Hate Collide: Won like a zillion awards when it was first hit the scene in '09, currently under rewrite because she saw room for improvement.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5384409/1/When_Love_and_Hate_Collide

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Switch:
Not as tightly written as others (I believe it was a contest entry?) but it has some mild BDSM exploration...

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6972290/1/Switch

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Us After This:
Hogwarts drama but it seems a little lighter than WL&HC

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5617260/1/Us_After_This

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La Cerise: The Sweetest Cherry
Regency drama with plenty of magic and sex

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5891179/1/La_Cerise_The_Sweetest_Cherry

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Second Chances:
Expands the NextGen characters with some asides to the Hogwarts gang. Veela lore, banter, conflict, sex...

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6056800/1/Second_Chances

Thanks so much for your kind words ladies. I reall...

2012-04-30T12:14:24.875-04:00

Thanks so much for your kind words ladies. I really loved writing this story and feel so validated that others have been drawn back to Twific by it. Xox,
SS (MLaH)

aw thanks ladies! xox

2012-04-24T19:41:45.905-04:00

aw thanks ladies! xox

Dear Dalloway, Thanks for reading and your commen...

2012-04-24T18:22:28.402-04:00

Dear Dalloway,

Thanks for reading and your comment, yes its great when we can read something new and brilliant in the fandom...
Do let us know if you have other reccs that you think us in Team WussPerv will enjoy!

Much love
Emmy & the pervy girls in the PPSS
X

Dear Pre, Thanks very much for reading and your co...

2012-04-24T18:18:59.004-04:00

Dear Pre,
Thanks very much for reading and your comment, sorry for the delay in replying. We lost this somehow..

The Perv Pack has had many amazing members and contributors since it originally started in 2009. In that time, new Pervs have joined us and others have stepped down from the blog due to time constraints. Most of these wonderful women are still active (or lingering!) in the fandom, so you may be able to find updates on them via FFn, Twitter, or their personal blogs and websites. We are delighted with our current members, our new look blog and our open, embracing and positive policy on smut and fandoms. We love everyone who has been a part of the blog along the way. To us, once a Perv, always a Perv!

PS: Who's Alice? ;)

Dear Anon, We hope you enjoyed your foray into DM...

2012-04-24T18:08:48.653-04:00

Dear Anon,

We hope you enjoyed your foray into DM/HP - it is a pairing that some of our pervs really enjoy. Do let us know which fics you enjoy, and if you find any new or hidden smutty gems!

Much love
Your pervy girls at the PPSS
X
[ps did it ruin your childhood? ;) ]

Dear SassyK, You are so very welcome, it was so g...

2012-04-24T18:04:38.770-04:00

Dear SassyK,

You are so very welcome, it was so good to read a different Twilight Fic, that was so gripping!

The fab banner was made by our lovely own Jeanne.

Much love
Emmy and your Pervy girls at the PPSS
X

Dea, We forwarded your helpful information on to...

2012-04-24T17:59:30.776-04:00

Dea,

We forwarded your helpful information on to the Naughty Nurse. Thank you so much for contributing.
:)