Meet the Pervs

Jeanne aka Einfach Mich has been writing in the fandom for over a year. She is the resident Pack Perv™ and has a special place in her heart for the bitch of the pack, Leah Clearwater. Jeanne is never afraid to speak her mind, and tell you like it is, no matter how unpleasant. She is also the self proclaimed root of all evil. Her preference for non-canon pairings (Ed/Leah) is well known, but she also has a soft spot for slash (Ed/Jacob) and femslash (Bella/Rose).


Teal aka SweetDulcinea/SweetDulci is delighted to join the ranks of the Perv Pack because, well, she's a total h00r. Teal is fairly certain that she's written more pairings than anyone else in the fandom thanks to her wide array of stories, one-shots, and drabbles. She'll do anything for a Klondike bar, and the same goes for some good PBJ. That's Peter/Bella/Jasper, pervlings. Actually, any combination of those three characters gets her motor runnin'. While Teal adores her non-canon pairings, she still appreciates canon, especially fluff. Expect to see her pushing slash, femmeslash, and poly stories whenever possible and "Going Deep" with her wifey Chele.


Jess, aka Jessypt, is thrilled to be part of the Pack. She has only recently realized how pervy she really is... so, somehow this seems fitting. She's an avid reader of pretty much anything but is an Edward-Bella, HEA girl to the core. Despite the fact she's a proud member of Team Wussperv, Jess loves angsty fics. Heartclench - bring it. She is an UST junkie; she loves the slow burn, the crackling tension between two characters as they navigate the new and sometimes forbidden aspects of a relationship. Seriously, UST over lemons any day. Jess loves cooking and baking, is in love with all things cupcakes and buttercream, and is proud to bring you the COCKtails and Other Culinary Delights feature. She also has a soft spot for pretty lingerie, especially things that are pretty, pink or black, and feminine.


Jennifer, aka mycrookedsmile, fell down the twific rabbit hole about a year and a half ago. The same friend who first hooked her on the saga sent her a link to an Isle Esme fic, and she hasn’t stopped reading since then. Although she thought she was going to be sick the first time she read a Jasper/Bella fic, Jennifer eventually discovered the joy of non-canon pairings. She’ll give pretty much any pairing a try and is enjoying letting her inner twelve year old boy get his perv on. She loves boy on boy loving, Leah/Edward, vamp/wolf, and pretty much any combination that's possible in the twiverse.


Emmy (aka Pippapear on ffnet & ememmyem on twitter) is the token Brit of the Perv Pack - she has been perving in the Twi & HP's fandom's for a few years now. THE sappiest pussy of the bunch, Emmy co-coined WussPerv© and is a WussPerv© through and through (except for Slash - double standards ftw). Emmy is still looking for her own Happy-Ever-After. Busty and Curly-Wurly Emmy can be found reading slutty, fluffy ff; snogging or shagging; drinking champagne or cocktails; shopping for lingerie; finding new hot foreign boys for your perving pleasure; dancing to eclectic filthy beats and cheering on her favorite authors and fellow pervs past and present. She's a lover not a writer. Tell her if she should be reading your fic (happy-endings only!).


Kimpy (AKA the Naughty Nurse) is the granny of the pack. Above all else, she values promoting healthy sexuality, which means owning that we are, by nature, sexual beings, and we should all enjoy sex as much as is humanly possible. She's an equal opportunity h00r, loving slash, poly, BDSM, and plain old vanilla sex, as long as it is consensual, legal, and safe. While she does enjoy reading a variety of stories, her kryptonite will always be Edward, in just about any way, shape or form, and wants him paired with Bella, unless he happens to be gay. When that happens, the sky's the limit. She also prefers canon pairings in hetero fics, and she is 99.9% a vampiregirl (until Alex Meraz shows up--he's the 0.1%. RAWR). The one thing she must have in any story? HEA, bb--she's a proud member of Team WussPerv. She can handle just about any amount of angst if she knows it will end well. You can frequently find her in a corner, rocking back and forth, chanting "HEA, HEA, HEA," especially after she betas one of Einfach_mich's chapters. She absolutely loves to write, and you can find her nonsense on her FF.net page.

Chele (aka Chele681) is a naughty administrath00r who has a passion for fanfic, and an obsession with smut for the sake of character development. She will read just about picky about what she will recommend to others. She loves reading strong female characters, and is part of the Twi-Girl Revolution. It goes without saying that she is a proud member of Team Anything Goes and will be partnering with Teal to "Go Deep" into some of the naughtier fic trends around so you'll know all about them and where you can find them.